Shoes...Really?

RANDOM: My dad pull a very wicked prank on me this morning!!!

While I was dreaming of a beutiful prince enticing my every desire in a shallow-clear-water lake witnessed by the moon! *sigh... ~_~ a sudden ongoing banging on the door woke me up! *URGH dad..do you mind, he was yelling that something was stolen and it was...My shoes were gone!! Lately, theft case had been increasing in the area. *REALIZING that all my precious SHOES are GONE, I jumped off the bed and ran out of the house! Without thinking but SHOES, dishevelled and unladylike! *I'm sorry my Prince, when it comes to shoes nothing else seemed to matter. *sigh... Bad habbit of leaving my shoes scattered around. Nevermind that I was too angry to justify, *WTF WHO would stole 'em?! I was beyond angry, I was fuming mad. I can't think straight! My every intention was murderous! I smell blood and all I see was BLOOD!
Dad sneaked up behind me and surprised me with a disgustingly cheerful *Good Morning! and of course mother was laughing her guts out! DAMN IT! *URGH....Why do I have to go through this!!!!! I end up cooking breakfast for them *URGH...My life sucks T_T

P/S: Shoes were ok, all of em! Just to be careful I put them in my room where they are safe for now! They are my national treasure XO