Please let me eat...

I went to work at 630am and got back at 7.30pm. I was fasting today, I woke up late and manage to eat a few scoop of Oats for 'sahur'. I was really hungry at the office, in fact I was famished. On the way home, I can't take my mind off food that I want to consume. I reached home and found some good food to eat, as I was about to eat my little niece came and asked for some biscuits. I don't know what kind of biscuits she wanted. We have a lot of 'Raya' Cookies so I was terribly confused and hungry. I asked my mom and mom asked me to 'layan' her. She was really emotionally tired to bother. I was hungry. So I asked again what kind of cookies she wanted, she kept saying biscuits. Of course what does a 3 years old know. I asked my mom again and she sarcastically said the cookies in the big tin on the rack! Marrie Cookies! Sigh, how would I know, I've completely forgotten of their existence ever since Ramadhan. I resume back to eating when Dad suddenly said. Because of eating, I wouldn't do anything from a simple task asked. I was hungry. I heard a switch flicked and blew my top off. Literally blown up to an atomic mushroom! I cried and screamed and cried, sobbing and trying to say that all I wanted is to eat! all I want is to eat. I just got home from work, I'm tired and I just want to eat. I was so hungry, I knocked off a chair, went to the toilet and slammed the door. I went to the toilet, took my ablution. I came out, hungry still slammed every door I see and ignored the food on the table. I called my irresponsible elder sister to come home and fend after her children. I know its not my parents fault. They were tired and I WAS HUNGRY! After my 'Maghrib' prayer, without saying a word I ran to my cousin's house and wrote this entry.

The End

A 4 Year Old Confession

Name: Muhammad
Age: 4 Year Old

Muhammad and Daddy went to a Sport's House (apparels and equipments). Daddy was looking for some flashy sport shirt of his favorite football team. He browse through all the collection items and lets Muhammad running amok around the store. Daddy was too fascinated of the merchandise goods and Muhammad was having too much fun causing chaos for both shop owner and other patrons alike.

It was a while before Daddy realize that Muhammad was missing. He went out of his way looking for him around the store. Suddenly Muhammad emerge among bundle of clothes and gave his Daddy a big surprise. Daddy gave Muhammad a brief and stern reminder before went off to pay for selected goods and Muhammad tow in after.

As they got home Muhammad went to his favourite aunt (ME) and as usual we talked about a lot of silly things. We talked how he terrorized three little kittens and he wants to be one of the character in "Armor Hero" when he grows up or maybe was it Robin from "Teen Titan". Because he was four, Daddy has to remind him to pee from time to time and he told him loudly that he don't feel like it.

He went closer to me and told me that he peed in a store full of sport's shirts! (hmm...) I thought he was joking, so I asked. How did you pee in there? He answered proudly "like this" while showing me a demonstration how so. I nod my head and pondered, would a four year old know how to lie? So a sequence of questions came up one by one to satisfy my curiosity. So I asked:

Aunt: Muhammad kencing sikit ke banyak?
Muhammad, was there a lot of pee?
Mohd: Sikit..eh tak tak, banyak!(oh dear!)
a bit..no no, there's a lot!
Aunt: Muhammad, ade kena baju tak?
Muhammad, did you get it on the clothes?
Mohd: Tak...kene seluar jer.(Kes tak faham nih)
Nope..just my pant. (he didn't get the question)
Aunt: Muhammad, ade orang nampak tak?
Muhammad, did anyone sees you?
Mohd: Tak, Muhammad tutup pintu.(pintu??)
No, I closed the door. (door??)
Aunt: Hmm...Muhammad, kat situ ade cermin tak?
Hmm...Muhammad, was there any mirrors there?
Mohd: Ade!(a-ahuh!)
There is!

I guess he was in desperate need to pee and Daddy was too preoccupied to notice. He actually went in one of the fitting room to pee. Its seclude, there's privacy and convenient to him. I believe an apology is in order and We are sorry to Al-Ikhsan Taman University, Johor. If you guys happen to spot a pool of pee, it might be, MIGHT be desperate relief from an innocent but cute four year old who dreams to be a Peace Defender in the future. :P