A 4 Year Old Confession

Name: Muhammad
Age: 4 Year Old

Muhammad and Daddy went to a Sport's House (apparels and equipments). Daddy was looking for some flashy sport shirt of his favorite football team. He browse through all the collection items and lets Muhammad running amok around the store. Daddy was too fascinated of the merchandise goods and Muhammad was having too much fun causing chaos for both shop owner and other patrons alike.

It was a while before Daddy realize that Muhammad was missing. He went out of his way looking for him around the store. Suddenly Muhammad emerge among bundle of clothes and gave his Daddy a big surprise. Daddy gave Muhammad a brief and stern reminder before went off to pay for selected goods and Muhammad tow in after.

As they got home Muhammad went to his favourite aunt (ME) and as usual we talked about a lot of silly things. We talked how he terrorized three little kittens and he wants to be one of the character in "Armor Hero" when he grows up or maybe was it Robin from "Teen Titan". Because he was four, Daddy has to remind him to pee from time to time and he told him loudly that he don't feel like it.

He went closer to me and told me that he peed in a store full of sport's shirts! (hmm...) I thought he was joking, so I asked. How did you pee in there? He answered proudly "like this" while showing me a demonstration how so. I nod my head and pondered, would a four year old know how to lie? So a sequence of questions came up one by one to satisfy my curiosity. So I asked:

Aunt: Muhammad kencing sikit ke banyak?
Muhammad, was there a lot of pee?
Mohd: Sikit..eh tak tak, banyak!(oh dear!)
a bit..no no, there's a lot!
Aunt: Muhammad, ade kena baju tak?
Muhammad, did you get it on the clothes?
Mohd: Tak...kene seluar jer.(Kes tak faham nih)
Nope..just my pant. (he didn't get the question)
Aunt: Muhammad, ade orang nampak tak?
Muhammad, did anyone sees you?
Mohd: Tak, Muhammad tutup pintu.(pintu??)
No, I closed the door. (door??)
Aunt: Hmm...Muhammad, kat situ ade cermin tak?
Hmm...Muhammad, was there any mirrors there?
Mohd: Ade!(a-ahuh!)
There is!

I guess he was in desperate need to pee and Daddy was too preoccupied to notice. He actually went in one of the fitting room to pee. Its seclude, there's privacy and convenient to him. I believe an apology is in order and We are sorry to Al-Ikhsan Taman University, Johor. If you guys happen to spot a pool of pee, it might be, MIGHT be desperate relief from an innocent but cute four year old who dreams to be a Peace Defender in the future. :P