17.4.09

Sorry No. 1

When MEN are SORRY, they tried to make it up with gifts! Flowers, Candies, Love Letters and ETC...

Sorry No. 2

When WOMEN are SORRY, they like to get physical with their apologies. Hugging and kissing!


Starting something new is challenging. It's a test of preservation and commitment...



But once you get the hang of it...It can be quite FUN!

Call me "IN LOVE"



It was a really boring Friday! So I doodle this using the computer Paint Program. Not bad eh! Wakakakaka

15.4.09

How To Advertise Yourself in an Online Dating Services Program

First of all, you got to have a cute Nickname...so you post off as lovable and trustworthy. You don't want to be known as Jerung123 or MysteryMistress. Its misleading and downright attracting all the wrong crowd! Did you notice some people actually opt for a more lewd nicks well that because they are aiming for the obvious. If you still don't get it, its all about sex and if you're really looking for that particular subject be responsible enough of the definite outcome.

Pick a Nick: HunnyBaby

Hmm...Its cute and juvenile. It is remotely common and boring. It might attracts pedophilia around and I'm sure you don't want to sound dumb or ditsy.

Pick a Nick: Smilling_Suria

Ok, that's cute enough. Very local, right? It's cheesy but it doesn't sound out too desperate. It has some sort of warmth to it and a friendly tone. I think we are good to go. However, we can do much better like adding a little bit more of spice to it!

Pick a Nick: Suria

I know, I know. It is simple and straight to the point. Although, it is your real name or nickname but it can be sexy at times or to some people. If you're looking for a long term relationship online, it would help to showcase your sincerity. Personally, I think those who used their real name have nothing to hide and open for an honest chat. take less for more...

Next...you need to have a slogan! I mean like a catch phrase! That catches his attention! Something funny, flirty in a good way and foreshadowing a great get together!

Well you can try: Bubbly Clumsy Girl likes stamps and daisies!

Haha.. this is really cute! It really showcase the humorous side of you but it can also spells immaturity and clingy side of you. Next...

What about this one: Single and looking. Well mannered and love reading books.

Hmm...this sound more like attending a job interview. You don't want to put him off to sleep, you want him to be on his feet and eager to get to know your interesting lifestyle. By the way, you might wanna lose well mannered because you started to remind me of my mom! Yikes!

This is ok: Single, outgoing and looking for love.

Oklah...It had been done before. I think play it safe would be ok. Any brazen might get him thinking you're ok with first date-one night stand thing. NO! Don't! I'm strictly not supporting that idea.

What about this: Happy with life, really outgoing and still available.

Sounds fair enough. Proactive, optimistic and wholesome! It may sound like a new vitality capsules product, but worry not. You might be surprised how it is just the thing some people would love to hear and get to know more off!

Then...comes in the picture! When you posting a picture of yourself make sure it captured the essence of your personality. Please do not post any of your passport size pictures. Unless you were smiling at the moment and not grimly looking.

1. Use an avatar, show off your creative side!


2. Don't be misleading! Used better angle and pixel to portray your best features!


3. If that the best you can do, so be it!


I think we are ready to go! Good luck! Remember, choosing the right words really play a major role. There's always something to be considered so you won't hurt anybody's feeling in the process. Which remind me, this entry is not an attempt of insulting or downsizing anybody's ego. If it was bruised or hurt, I'm sorry. Thank you for reading!

14.4.09

Don’t ask me if you’re fat (”~_~)

INTRO:One fine afternoon on a weekend, Her Man was resting on his favourite sofa reading his favourite sport magazine. Suddenly, His Woman comes in with a big frown on her face “uh-uh” thought Her Man. His woman march across the room towards the mirror and continued to inspect herself. Sweats started to ooze from Her Man’s forehead, silently talking to himself to “Think! Think! Damn it!”

Woman:
Honey, do I look fat? [Looking at her reflection on the mirror at full-length, by the side and at the back furiously in front of her man]

Man:
Nope. [After a quick glance and pretend to read something interesting from the magazine]

Woman:
Seriously…do I look fat? [Starting to get annoyed with him who is not even trying, to look at her with any care]

Man:
Nope. [Look at his woman straight in the eye. Trying h is best to look honest, hoping that the subject will past]

Woman:
I look fat, don’t I…look at me! [Spun around facing him with a bigger frown on her angry face]

Man:
[“Damn, she looks beautiful when she is mad!” he Cursed silently. He looked at her with a slow swept of caressing scrutiny. He was enjoying her body, every curves starting with her face, her chest. Next, her legs and finished at her toes. Surprisingly managed to speak out a controlled monotone voice] You don’t look fat, do I look fat?

Woman:
No you’re not but I … [Her man interrupts her half way]

Man:
[Thinking to himself “This is going to be fun…its pay back!”] Then why do you think you look fat …unless you think I look fat? Therefore, you see me as fat and thus thinking that you’re fat too! DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU? [Trying hard to act hurt and on the brink of becoming hysterical, thinking “did she buy it?” As he bites back the laughter, he manages to make his eyes glisten with a hint of tears about to roll…]

Woman:
What? [Feeling odd, thinking something is wrong but before she can figure it out, her man continues]

Man:
[Gasp! Pretend to have a mini series of attacks] You think I’m fat don’t you? It takes you that long to answer? [Acting more hysterical hope she will buy it this time around]

Woman:
No…it’s just that- [Feeling sorry for her man and angry with herself to hurt his feeling]

Man:
You think you’re fat just because I am fat! [He is having so much fun that he thinks he can get the hang of it “No wonder, woman love to overreact on small-small stuff, this is fun!” He wonders how the making up will be liked, with a big sinister grin in his head]

Woman:
Honey you’re not fat… [Trying hard to make things better and blaming herself. She didn’t know that it will hurt him more than her. “If only I didn’t bring the matter up on the first place! Damn it!” she regrets it, really regrets it.]

Man:
Y..your eye twitched, y..you think I’m FAT and…UGLY! [He threw away the magazine and stand on his feet with his eyes looking down on his supposedly engrossed body. He is enjoying every moment of it! Wondering what would be her next reaction…She looks really regretful though. This should teach her a lesson]

Woman:
Sweetheart…I don’t mean it- [She runs to him and hold his face between her warm palms. Her eyes staring straight into his. She has to stop all this, because she started it. It is just too painful to see him so vulnerable when in her heart he is the most perfect man in the whole wide world!]

Man:
[Looked away, Acting really hurt and betrayed] Finally you admitting it, how could you? [This would be his final charade; he could have won an Oscar for it, pretend to break down and went down on his knees. Releases few excruciating sobs, while his hands on his eyes and starting to rock his body back and forth]

Woman:
God, no… [Swiftly, she sat in front of him and hug him tight as she could. She wanted to give him all of her courage and strength. Her hand is caressing his face, his back and whisper soft loving words in his ears, trying to console him]

Man:
Why, do you think I’m stupid now? [He thought maybe for one last time, just enough for her to do more than just caressing, hugging and whispering soft tender words in his ears. Which, all of that gestures really turning him on but he needs more than that and she needs more reason than this to go all the way]

Woman:
[Slowly removing his hands from his eyes and look deep into those hurt, confused and teary eyes with nothing but love and affection. She wiped away the tears and sat on his lap. Put her right hand behind his head and another caressing his right hand. Slowly trailing kisses on his face... “He is calm now.”]

Man:
[He wanted more, this is just the beginning. Her kisses are sweet and feverish. He can feel his erection and a huge throbbing feeling within him, oh, how much he wants her now!]
Nope, you’re not getting away that easily- [she interrupts him before he could finish]

Woman:
[pulls back his hair with a little force. Exposing his neck and bite it. To shut him up. Then she kiss him full and hard on the lips, open mouthed, tongue and all. She whispered or more like moan on his mouth] Shut up and kiss me back… beautiful and you drive me crazy!

CONCLUSION:His woman slowly slips up his shirt over his body and off his hand, by the end of it both of them are all over each other’s bodies… fat or not.
The end.

I do! I do!



Love…what is love
First it was like…?
I’m watching you as you’re watching me, watching you watching me
I know what you know like what I know about you like you know about me
I want you like you want me like you want me to want you and I want you to want me
I love you like you love me and you love me to love you like I love you to love me
I…love

Love…what is love?
Then it was like…
We talk and talk all that talks that need to be talked and we talk seriously
We share and shared all that need to be shared and oh boy! We, shared seriously
We get use to use of being used and using things we used seriously
We…love

Love…what is love?
Now it’s like…
Never mind what love is…
If I do love you, I do and you know that I do because you do
If I can say it forever and ever, yes I love you and yes just you only you!
Love

Kisah Si Gadis dan Si Suara

Seorang gadis, cantik, ayu dan pendiam. Pagi-pagi dikejut oleh suatu suara yang menjengkelkan. Tak pernah-pernah dikejut sebegini awal, bengang. Bangun dengan lemah gemalai, melipat toto dan selimut. Menyusun bantal dan mengambil tuala untuk mandi. Erk! Sejuknyer...kenapelah rumah ni tak ade water heater! Bengang. Suara itu ada diruang tamu. Sedang menggosok baju. Selepas selesai mandi si gadis terus ke arah almari, geraknya lembut ala penari tersohor. Ke sejuk. Dia menyapu losyen keseluruh badan. Tiba-tiba rasa janggal, lalu masuk kedalam bilik si suara tersebut. Tak ape die tak kisah, dia paham. Selepas solat Subuh, gadis membawa baju yang ingin dipakai untuk digosok, si suara senyap. Rupanya sedang bersarapan Yogurt, Coco Crunch yang dibanjiri susu. Sedapnyer, laparlah plak. Si suara juga menyapu coklat nutella cair ke atas sekeping roti. Lah...buatlah untuk aku sekali. Si gadis, buat-buat sibuk. Sedang menggosok baju kurung dan tudung.

Sedang asyik mengelamun, si suara menghidupkan televisyen. TV3, Malaysia Hari Ini. Si gadis sambung menggosok adakalanya mencuri-curi lihat ke arah kaca TV. Si suara tiba-tiba berbicara. Mengenai buku cerita yang terletak di atas meja makan. Sambil bercakap, si gadis nampak Coco Crunch yg berbalik-balik di dalam mulut si suara. Hish.. tak ayu betul! Si suara mengatakan sesuatu, menimbulkan rasa tak puas hati. Si gadis berhenti menggosok dan merenung tajam ke arah si suara. Dengan lembut dan tidak meninggikan suara...berkata. Si suara membulatkan mata dan meninggikan suara. Nampak gaya bagai Coco Crunch akan melompat keluar dari mulutnya. Dia meninggikan suara ala-ala diserang sakit jantung. Si gadis ayu, menegur dengan baik. Si suara bingkas bangun dan menghilangkan diri ke bilik. Hish...sambung makan dalam bilik, tak senonoh betul.

Si suara menutup pintu dan berdiam diri. Perasaan si gadis terguris. Mukanya mula monyok dan memuncung, comel. Ahh...lantaklah. Dia bergegas ke cermin dinding untuk memakai tudung. Sayup-sayup kedengaran pergerakan si gadis di ruang tamu oleh si suara. Menolak kerusi-kerusi, mengemas tas tangan dan lain-lain lagi. Si suara keluar dari guanya sambil menggalas beg belakang. Si gadis sedang membetulkan tudung yang tak mahu-mahu betul. Si suara menyambung menyuap Coco Crunch di meja makan. Si gadis tidak mahu bertentang mata atau menegur si suara selepas kejadian baru-baru tadi. Si gadis mengambil tas tangannya dan bergegas keluar. Menyarung kasut tumit tinggi dan menutup pintu. Aku pergi dulu! Bicara hatinya. Si suara terkulat-kulat seorang diri di meja makan. Itulah aku EMO tak tentu pasal. Si gadis berjalan ayu ke LRT seorang diri. Tanpa teman-teman menaiki jejantas seorang-seorang. Benci, benci, benci, pagi-pagi nak sakitkan hati orang. Si suara pun tiada kurangnya. Selepas habis makan, mangkuk dicuci. TV dimatikan. Kipas dan lampu juga. Memakai tumit tinggi, membuka pintu dan berjalan perlahan ke arah LRT. Takut nak lintas seorang diri, jadi terus ke arah jejantas. SIGH...

Sorry Si Gadis, jangan kau marah lama-lama sangat. Si suara menyesal. Pagi-pagi darah berkumpul kat otak.. tu yang cepat naik darah. :P

13.4.09

I know why you cheat.

A man is cheating on his wife. He had planned a romantic getaway with his secretary. He packed his suitcase, with lots of Hawaiian shirts and shorts. He wanted to look young. At least it seemed the right outfit for the young at heart, so he thought. His phone went off. The loud blaring tone caught him off guard, startled him. He didn't pick it up. It was a call, a missed call by the wife. He can't care less. In three hours time he will be out of the country. In three hours he will be in the arm of a gorgeous, saucy and youthful mistress. Long silky black hair, fine smooth skin and a pair of big plumply boobs! He bites back his lip. Swiped off his sweats. His imagination is running wilder as he folding clothes, stashing socks and briefs. Wait! He almost forgot, Viagra or condoms. He was contemplating on the box of condoms, after a while he decided to take both. You can never be too sure. His erection starting to hurt and the room is getting stuffier and warmer. He undid his tie and loosen a few button shirts. When he finished packing. He took his suitcase and went downstairs. He took his phone and dialed few numbers. He called his BDMs and selected BSOs telling them that he will be away for two weeks. It's business related. On his way to the Mistress house, he got another phone called from the wife. He accepted the call and wait for her to start the conversation. She said "Honey" and he said nothing. He simply cleared his throat as a sign for her to proceed. But she didn't. It was an awkward silent between them. Suddenly, he felt bad. He felt like an animal. He felt awful and there's no word in this life that can described it. He closed his eyes and hold his nose ridge between his forefinger and thumb. He took a sharp breathe in and mouthed a "yes..."

"Honey, I will miss you. I will. Take good care of your health and I will be waiting for you to come home. The kids will be waiting for your return. Remember, our anniversary? I can't wait, see you later love?"

Home..Kids..Health..Anniversary..Love..All of these words keep playing in his mind. He was dumbfounded and only manage to say "hmm". The wife disconnect the calls, but yet her smiles on every word she said lingers. Meanwhile, He was in pain. He wanted to tell her that he loves her too. He is proud of the kids and definitely will come home. No matter where he went or whom he with. he will come home, no matter what. His heart is still with them. Even so, how sexy and irresistible the mistress can be, he is till coming home. He quickly throw the phone to the passenger seats and concentrate on his driving. As he arrived at the Mistress house. She had already been waiting. She has a big, cute frown on her lovely young face. She was wearing a flimsy, floral dress and really low cut. Any minute now, her boobs will fall out. He liked it, a lot. It made him forget the earlier phone call by the wife. His children faces. He was in Love, in love with youth and sex. No man would say no to that, he justified. They both drove off fast into the sunset like a pair of giddy teenagers. They went straight to the airport, no detours. They had their ticket and passport ready. What going to happen next will be their story. Two weeks was all they had. In two weeks they will play and care for nothing but their own filthy pleasure.

Recession and a lot fo heartaches....




It feels like you're stuck in a dark corner.
The devil inside you're heart is etching to come out.
Nothing can stop the tears now, the future is pitch black.

12.4.09

LOVE IS NEVER ENOUGH LAH...

Yes dear, I can tell you that I love you everyday and everytime of this life and the next lives. However hard it will be, to fall in love with you time and again but I will and I promise that I will Love you to the point you can't stand hearing it anymore. Can't you see it? Love will never be enough for us. What we have is more than love, it is something alive and breathing. Our love is infinity. If you die, I die with you and that I won't allow to happen. We belong to each other, you are mine as I am yours. I can't explain it but this is not love! What is it?

Love gave us life and Love kills us. Its not the best cure and definitely the worst poison. Ego, blinded us from what we truly feel. It made us cold towards each other. It makes us stranger to one another. I made you doubt me but I want to assure you that there's nothing I want more than saying " Yes dear, you are right and I am wrong!" and "Yes dear, I don't need anymore shoes!" and "Yes dear, PS games is a form of exercise!" because I love you.

What we have is more than Love. We have Hate, Anger, Misery and Secrets. All these insecurities and SECRETS. We have secrets, I don't know yours and I hope that you don't know mine. I love you but there are things that I don't want you to know. Love can't help solve thing and love can't really do much about anything. However, love took us here today and today love means more than everything we have.

Yes dear, I agree...Love brought me to you. No more pretense, no more secrets, no more ego and surely no more doubts. What we had is more than love its life. You'd entrusted your life to me, your precious life and so am I to you.I sold my soul to have you in my life and if Love can't keep you but I can. I can. You don't need LOVE, you need ME!

Yes dear, I got it now. Its ME! :) Thank you.